Move Over Cabbage

Making room for the less awkward things in life.

…my first goal was to make him my boyfriend, to trick or blackmail him into making some sort of commitment. I know it sounds calculating, but if you’re not cute, you might was well be clever.

—David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day (via taylortargaryen)

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Their house had real hard-cover books in it, and you often saw them lying open on the sofa, the words still warm from being read.

—David Sedaris - Let’s Explore Diabetes With Owls (via apsychopsychic)